(via captainbun)
7u7:
My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”
(via vantasugoi)
m4ge:
AT TARGET THERE’S A WHOLE BRIDAL LINGERIE SECTION AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN PURCHASE. YOU CAN LITERALLY VEIL YOUR NETHER REGIONS. YOU CAN FORCE YOUR PARTNER TO DRAMATICALLY UNVEIL YOUR GENITALS ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. YOU COULD PROBABLY DO A DRUMROLL AND HUM THE STAR WARS THEME SONG WHILE THE OTHER PERSON SLOWLY LIFTS UP THE PIECE OF FABRIC FROM YOUR UNDERWEAR TO UNVEIL YET ANOTHER LAYER OF FABRIC. THIS IS A THING. AND IT’S FANTASTIC.
(via princessbuttertubbs)
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
(via suckmykawaiidicku)
shout out to people who write answers in the text books
(via spnoverallthings)
i want to cosplay an assassin but the cosplay would be hard to make and im too baby faced to be a manly man assassin :—(
facts
- my lipgloss is cool
- my lipgloss is poppin
conditional facts (based on location)
- I’m standing at my locker
- All the boys keep stopping
(via exprincesssammya)